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Thursday, April 15, 2010

DOOOOOCTOOOOR!!!

Happy extremely belated Easter! Hope everyone had a great time and pigged out on chocolate.

I got to spend my Easter down in Cardiff with five kids, four of whom are under 8. Now I love kids but I kind of suck at looking after them so I spent most of the time trying to communicate with them while keeping an eye on my shoes that were being tested out by the youngest a la Buster Keaton. They are adorable, really really adorable, and I love them to death. I'm just glad I'm not looking after them 24/7. But there was FOOD! Sooo much food! Pork roast, beef roast, Yorkshire pudding, parsnips, chocolate, wine gums, mmmmm.

I also went to the Doctor Who exhibition, which is a little slice of heaven in itself. The little ones were kind of scared going through the Dalek section, which I honestly can't blame them for, but other than that it was this nice array of props and costumes from the 10th Doctor seasons. I know there's more to the series than just David Tennant, but it isn't until his series that Cardiff features since it overlaps with Torchwood a fair amount.



Because I am not 6' tall and/or John Barrowman, I couldn't really cling to one side of the TARDIS yelling "DOOOOOOOOCTOOOOOOOR" as it travelled to the end of time. So I had to settle for, well, cuddling a corner of it.



Also, after watching the Doctor Who episode of Never Mind the Buzzcocks, I cannot look at an Ood the same way again.




Or a Dalek. Watch it and you'll see what I mean. I'll say no more or fanfiction writers will get ideas, if they haven't written it already.



But there's always the gorgeous Captain Jack. So omnisexual, the only way you can get original when writing about Torchwood is to create a heterosexual romantic pairing.

So that was the extent of my Easter weekend! Was definitely sad to leave so early, but I had to go home and prepare for the USC Highlands tour later that week. More to follow!

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Recess

We are now on two weeks of recess, and since Parliament isn't in session, we get to use the time to chill out, travel, catch up on our research, and so on.

That doesn't mean we stop political activity though. Before I head off to Wales later this week, I've volunteered to help with campaigning down in Edinburgh South. I got my first taste of leafleting, which basically means taking leaflets and putting them through people's letterboxes.

I will admit, I was pretty nervous at first. I know this doesn't happen very often anywhere, but I've never just walked up the driveway to someone's house before without being invited, and thus I was almost expecting someone to pop out their door at some point with a shotgun or have a bunch of dogs bark at me like I was the milkman or something. I got lucky though, since most people were out at work, and any animal activity was limited to a single cat sitting under a tree glaring at me. I was successful with delivering leaflets to houses; however, getting into blocks of flats is much more difficult than in Hong Kong, where the security guard usually just lets you in anyway or the mailboxes are placed outside the gate. So that part of the delivery was pretty fruitless. Edinburgh South does look like a pretty place though, and I hope I get to walk around it a bit more soon.

Also: the office down south has a FOLDING MACHINE! You have no idea how happy I was to see this thing. It doesn't look brand spanking new at all, but I honestly have not seen one before, and after spending previous campaigns folding hundreds of leaflets individually by hand and risking dozens of paper cuts, it was such a relief to stack up sheets, pull a lever, press a button, and voila! 100 nicely folded leaflets ready for delivery.

Saturday, March 27, 2010

Pictures!

Went on a lovely adventure today! Popped up at 7:30, which is always great, 'cause it's like I've gotten the gift of a morning to enjoy. Probably happens more often when the night before is less than exciting, but it's a trade-off I'd make in a second.

Wandered off to the National Gallery of Modern Art, which I really liked quite a lot. As well as a bunch of excellent surrealist pieces (mostly from the 30s) the whole second floor was a display of photographs by Diane Arbus, an American artist shooting in the 60's, mostly. A lot of the stuff came off as initially disturbing, as she tended to photograph people on the margins of society, but having all these works collected in one place gave a comforting sense of the breadth of humanity. I was very into it by the end (a quick google search will give a sense of her stuff).

Anyway, I took along the camera to chart my journey! It was the first sunny day in forever, and I loved it oh so much. It would take forever to cross-post all the photos, but here's a link to the Facebook album I put them in. It should be entirely open to the public, but let me know if you have any trouble viewing it (cpassare(at)usc.edu)


Much love from Scotland,
Chris

Friday, March 26, 2010

Diary of the First Half!

Howdy! For the Edinburgh programme, we have been told we must keep a journal to make sure we're making proper use of our time. I figured that I could post that up here to keep everyone up to date! It's not as exciting as fancy trips or anything, but if anyone feels like reading a whole bundle on exactly what's going on, here ya go!

Week 1
This week I got settled in Parliament while studying for finals; with tests on Friday and the Monday after, it was a bit of a juggling act to get acquainted with my 3 MSPs and prepare for the UK and Scottish Politics assessments. If I had any advice for future programs at this point, it would be to perhaps start the internship a week later, and cram all three assessments into one week (but at least we would be able to focus entirely on them during that time). Trying to read and analyse all these journal articles, even after keeping up with the reading, was quite difficult to squeeze in after dinner every night.
So far, though, the work has been satisfying! David Stewart MSP has me working on the Forth Road Crossing Bill, and I’ve been diving into the SPICe reports and other summaries helpfully provided by Liza (a researcher to the three Labour H&I MSPs). I’m now up on the issues at hand, the various proposals that were sorted through, the reasons for design decisions made, etc. Best of all was when I got to attend the committee meeting Wednesday and actually understood what was going on; they were throwing around all sorts of proposals for public transit options for the bridge, and knowing some of the answers to the MSPs’ questions prior to the answers by Transport Scotland and others was most excellent.
The only worry I have is that there’s not a whole lot I can contribute to the process. I can help go over David’s questions for him, suggest lines of inquiry, etc., but it’s not like I could actually do a research paper that forges new ground on this. The plans are already put together, the decisions currently made seem justified… besides helping with the procedural progression of the bill, the remaining work falls entirely to civil engineers, contractors, and the agencies that can actually conduct the sort of number-crunching that would be needed at this point.

Week 2
Peter Peacock MSP has given me direction towards what might work out to be a more viable project. He’s looking at the extension of broadband internet to the more remote regions of Scotland (being an MSP for the Highlands and Islands) and figuring out viable ways to make the leap from existing infrastructure to full access to the rural population. There is already an existing Pathfinder network deployed to cover schools and libraries in H&I, and any viable plan would be extending that connectivity to surrounding neighbourhoods.
There has been a successful program (known as the Tegola test bed project) that used relay towers to extend and magnify a wireless signal from a Pathfinder-connected exchange. Compared to the meagre 5km or so that standard copper wire can extend from an exchange normally, the vast spans covered by Tegola present a very real possibility for affordable, reliable connection across great distances and difficult terrain. My job, then, is to find out what other countries have attempted in this situation, how much public spending was required before private investment was viable, etc. Peter has seemed genuinely interested in my findings, here, and apparently this is work that hasn’t been exhaustively done but is something well within my purview.
I’ve also taken over RSVP duties from the other intern in my office, which is only reasonable given my extra-junior status. It takes a wee bit of time and organisation since I’m dealing with the diaries of three separate MSPs, but it’s nice to have something deliverable to handle when I open my email. Not bad at all, having an easy box to check!

Week 3
Continued work on FRC and broadband. I have had a few good experiences investigating constituent issues, like some disputes in Inverness about public busses being used as school transport; there have been questions about whether legal recourse can be taken by the Parliament or even the local councils if the educational authorities have not been supervising pupils closely enough on their way to and from school.
Also, I met with Kieran (the other intern) and Mike Robb, a Labour candidate to contend for a LibDem seat in the election. It’s currently held by Nick Clegg’s chief of staff, so a victory there would be most excellent. Hopefully we’ll get to visit the district and help with the canvassing operation as the campaign heats up!
Peter has also given me a massive amount of correspondence on the broadband project. I’m off in Inverness on Monday of next week (22 March) for a meeting with the entire H&I Labour MSPs organisation, which conveniently coincides with a meeting between Peter and some of the folks on the Pathfinder project. I hope that by poring through all those emails I might be up to speed and come with some questions prepared; this is my chance to actually break some ground on how the network is currently built and how much consumer traffic it might be able to support.
I’ll make an effort to write in the journal in various daily segments rather than once weekly, to make sure I don’t miss anything by jotting it all down on a Friday afternoon.

Week 4
Monday: With the Forth Crossing Bill Committee meeting for objections coming up on Wednesday, I’m looking through massive objective binders to assess the issues raised by the particular witnesses that will be at the meeting. This will be a great chance to draft some sharp questions, if all goes well, so I hope to devote myself to some critical analysis today and seize the opportunity to actually make a mark on this massive bill. Also continued sorting through the 25 Mb of broadband email from the last four or five months.
Thursday: Forth Crossing Committee went quite well yesterday; David had some excellent questions for Transport Scotland, making progress on hammering out some sticking points on the bidding process, but TS was able to address all the constituent objections rather effectively.
I’ve also been sorting through how different countries are approaching the rural broadband issue; Norway is promising.

Week 5
Went up to Inverness on Monday to meet the constituency team! It was great to get in touch with all these people that I’d met on the phone. I also had the opportunity to join Peter on his meeting with the Highland Council to find out of LEADER or SRDP (programs for rural development) funding could be secured for broadband, as well as if it was possible to gain access to Pathfinder for the project.
Besides more work on that, there’s been a great variety of things to do this week. I got to contribute some website design mock-ups for the Hill Tracks Campaign (to regulate the cutting of service roads), put together a wee sheet explaining how to get free energy-efficiency advice/consultation for the constituency office, tracked down potential celeb endorsers and their agents, and all sorts of other things. The diverse, accomplishable tasks are quite satisfying.
I’ve also been looking around for the last few days at digital literacy programs around the world. Between UK, EU, and other efforts there are all sorts of good practices that have been laid out for training people with ICT (Information and Communications Technology). If we can find gaps in Scotland’s efforts on digital inclusion, it would be important to patch them to make the most of the new opportunities being extended to rural residents.
Phonebanking on Tuesday night! Everyone was exceptionally polite, even when in opposition. All you weenies that chewed me out when I called you for No on 8, take note. A bit of courtesy makes such a difference.
Also, this’ll take a while to explain, but it’s another campaign I’m looking into. Basically, every five years, businesses are revalued. This valuation defines what share of the total business tax they pay; it doesn’t define independently the tax rate, but it defines what slice of the pre-determined pie they are responsible for, so the total tax revenue is fixed. Anyway, petrol stations have been entirely re-classified with the valuation being done on the amount of financial turnover rather than the square-footage that used to be the basis for the value, like all other stores. While this seems like a reasonable way to assess the tax (by profitability and value rather than… physical space), it was done in such a way that petrol stations used to be nearly tax free and independent owners could cope with gas taxes and things. Now, though, their valuation has doubled or tripled, and they’re suddenly responsible for a massive amount of business tax, estimated by some to be up to a 450% increase. In England and Wales, at least, there is a transition program that smoothes the move from the old rate to the new one. Scotland has no such program in place, creating a tax shock that will kill what remains of the independent petrol stations.
…whew. So yeah, I hope to find a better way to summarise that and get a bit of publicity for it, which will be fun.
Finally, I’m going off to Inverness to help campaign Monday-Wednesday next week. I’m excited, because it is just gorgeous up there.

Friday, March 19, 2010

Falcons!

4 of them! Managed to snap a couple of pics with my camera phone today...sorry about the shoddy quality.

I don't know if you can tell through the window, but today was beautiful, with a lot of sun (and a lot of wind)

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Photos of Parli!

Mannn I have been behind on all this! Not a whole lot of individual events have happened, but I've been working lots. Here are at least a few pictures to make up for the break:

My office! It's a wee bit lonely out here, since Peter Peacock MSP is only in two or three days a week and he's often off at meetings and things. All the same, the desk on the right is mine, and his is the one behind the partition back there. At least the quiet means I can get proper work done!

Here's the view out the window, essentially over my shoulder from where I took the prior photo. I'm definitely a fan of the building. :D


Annnd this is to the right of the last photo, looking up at Holyrood Park, the Crags and Arthur's Seat. That truck at the bottom is a falconer's van, and just below the frame of this shot there are usually two or three hawks chilling. They're apparently for chasing pigeons away from the concrete/marble building.

Not a bad work environment, if I do say so myself!

Monday, March 8, 2010

London part 3: Ian McKellen, Roger Rees, Matthew Kelly, and Ronald Pickup!

Final part, whoo!

Picking up from Baker Street: so after we left Sherlock Holmes, we realised just how hungry we were. After much wandering around, we settled on the Globe, which has awesome fish and chips, and it was a very nice (and buzzed) lunch. By the time we were done, it was close to late afternoon, so we were considering going to see Buckingham Palace, but then we saw the ticket kiosk and wondered: why not take in a show?

So we went over there and asked about Oliver and Priscilla Queen of the Desert, since those were the two big shows being advertised. No dice. Except for £90 tickets for Priscilla, which was not going to happen. So we went to look for the bus stops again, but due to an unenviably horrible sense of direction, we couldn't find the right ones, so we decided to go back and see if there were any more shows of interest.

Chicago? Also nope. What about plays? There was Six Degrees of Separation (Jenn's suggestion since it had Anthony Stewart Head in it), and Waiting for Godot (with Ian McKellen in it). The lovely Bernadette at the kiosk made a few more calls, and lo and behold, there were two tickets for £28 for Waiting for Godot! Sweet!

The show didn't start till 7:30, so we killed time by some more touristy shopping and stopping at Pret a Manger for a bite to eat before heading to the Haymarket Theatre, just off Piccadilly Circus.


Front of the Haymarket Theatre, complete with poster.



It's a little blurry, but this is Her Majesty's Theatre, and Phantom of the Opera is still running here after 24 years.




Self-explanatory :)


I've never read the play, nor have I read anything related to the Theatre of the Absurd (Jenn had), but I LOVED it from start to finish. I wish I knew more so I could give a nice detailed intellectual analysis about how awesome it was, but just take my word for it. It was awesome. My only regret is that I wasn't there to see Patrick Stewart playing opposite Ian when he was around a few months back.

So after the final curtain call, I was curious to see if we could go backstage for autographs. I've been to musicals, and I know how backstage at musicals work, but those usually involve large ensemble casts and/or principals who are usually very happy to sign autographs and chat with the fans and take photos and all that. I almost glomped John Owen Jones once when he exited after playing Jean Valjean. This was a play with a small cast of men whom are older than your average musical performer; I wasn't sure what was the correct protocol. Glomping was definitely out, I knew that much.

Luckily we got directions from an usher, and there was a small group already waiting when we got there. It wasn't long before Ian (Sir Ian, I should say) popped out. I think I was dumbstruck because I didn't get out much more than "That was amazing!" while shoving my playbill at him while he searched for a Sharpie to sign it. Had I had more presence of mind I might have asked for a picture, but then he started chatting with some people he knew, and we decide to leave him to it. He left soon after signing everyone's playbill; he did seem tired. Roger Rees came out soon after and also signed the playbill before taking off rather quickly (though very politely).

Matthew Kelly pretty much stole the backstage show, taking the time to crack a few jokes and hold conversations while signing playbills. And to answer your question, Jenn, if it were appropriate I would have been rolling on the floor laughing because you guys had a hilarious interaction (octopus and all). It was adorable.

Ronald Pickup was the last to leave, and he also seemed pretty tired and ready to go home so he took off pretty quickly as well. There was one more cast member, the Boy, but he was hustled home by his parents earlier on, so no autograph from him.

But here's the result!




All in all, that was a great ending to a great weekend! :D